Saturday, May 11, 2013

Habs out in first round bahahaha

On Thursday, the Montreal Canadiens were beat and eliminated from the NHL playoffs by the Ottawa Senators. Bye bye Montreal, let the real teams play. Have fun on the golf course and down the toilet.

Montreal Canadiens logo toilet flush animated GIF by @Camfan81 on Twitter
Montreal Canadiens logo toilet flush animated GIF

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Michel Therrien on classless

Montreal coach Michel Therrien talks about how classless the Ottawa Senators were while his team was the classless one. Lol freakin hilarious.

Michel Therrien's Discourse on Class

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Canadiens try to brawl with Seantors but get beat up

Bahahahaha!! Montreal players try and start fights, even throw cheapshots and shoot pucks at Ottawa players and get beat up and penalized and lose 6-1 tonight in game 3.

After the Senators goal that made it 4-1 Sens, Montreal's Ryan White thought it was smart enough to retaliate with a stick whack at Zack Smith and Jared Cowen came in and pounded him. Then everyone started going at it. Chris Neil pounded on Travis Moen, Zack Smith pounded on Francis Bouillon, Colby Armstrong made sure he stayed on the ice to hide from Matt Kassian, and Chris Phillips gave rookie Jarred Tinordi a few to the face.

Canadiens vs Senators Line Brawl May 5, 2013

Later, P.K. Subban instigated a fight with Kyle Turris and kept punching at Turris while he was down on the ice. Yea that's the only way you can win a fight loser.

P.K. Subban vs Kyle Turris May 5, 2013

Near the end of the game, one Montreal player goes high at Cory Conacher, then Brendan Gallagher comes over and sucker punches Conacher. How did Gallagher not get instigating there? That loser Gallagher fits right in with Montreal already.

Brendan Gallagher vs Cory Conacher May 5, 2013

At the end of the game, Josh Gorges was so upset that Senators coach called a timeout that he shot the puck at Kyle Turris during play. Wow buddy, it takes no balls to do that.

During the game, P.K. Subban didn't like the pass that Max Pacioretty made and Subban was nailed. He goes to the bench and cries and then yells at Pacioretty when he comes to the bench. Watch the incident on the CBC web site.

PK Subban down on the ice crying
PK Subban down on the ice crying. Photo by AP.


Chris Neil punches Travis Moen. Photo by AP.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Lars Eller watch out for the Eric Gryba train! Oh too late

Ole ole ole did you see the Eric Gryba big hit on Lars Eller last night? Oh wow, Montreal's Lars Eller got knocked the fuck out. That was sweet seeing that. Montreal's police department was probably getting phone calls all night long after that hit. Keep your head up motherfucker!! Eller is so use to having his head down... sucking..., and well you get laid the fuck out when you do that. Montreal's "tough guy" Brandon Prust got a diving penalty in this game too. Wow what a joke he has turned into after joining Montreal. I think he led the league in diving penalties during the regular season too. What happened to you Prust? Oh that's right you joined Montreal.

Eric Gryba Hit On Lars Eller - 05/02/2013

A bloody Lars Eller on the ice after getting hit by Eric Gryba
Montreal Canadiens' Lars Eller receives medical attention following a hit by Ottawa Senators' Eric Gryba during the second period of Game 1 of an NHL hockey Stanley Cup playoffs first-round series in Montreal on Thursday, May 2, 2013. (AP Photo/The Canadian Press, Graham Hughes)

A bloody and woozy Lars Eller
Montreal Canadiens' Lars Eller is taken off the ice following a hit by Ottawa Senators' Eric Gryba during the second period of Game 1 of an NHL hockey Stanley Cup playoffs first-round series in Montreal on Thursday, May 2, 2013. (AP Photo/The Canadian Press, Graham Hughes)