The first picture is of Montreal Canadiens' defenseman Michael Komisarek crying like the bitch he is after being hit by Chicago Blackhawks' forward Tuomo Ruutu.
The second picture is of two of the many Montreal Canadiens' soft fairy players, Guillaume Latendresse and Maxime Lapierre hugging and getting ready to kiss. Now that's fuckin disgusting.
Latendresse's name should really be "Wear-a-dress" as it is more appropriate for him.
(Images are courtesy of AP)