Carey Price thinks he's a tough guy

Watch out everyone, Montreal goalie Carey Price thinks he's a tough guy, especially when punching players down on the ice with their back to him, then he'll really go off. Good job Carey punching a guy down on the ice, real tough bro. Price should be upset at his AHL defenseman Petry for pushing/crosschecking Palmieri into him. What a dumb.

Carey Price punches Kyle Palmieri down on the ice

Montreal Canadiens fans

This is exactly how Montreal Canadiens fans are.

Andrew Shaw throws massive tantrum in penalty box

Montreal's Andrew Shaw threw a massive tantrum in the penalty box after taking a dumb penalty near the end of the game against the Anaheim Ducks. It looks like Shaw is fitting right in with the Montreal Canadiens, if things don't go your way, or you do something stupid, it's not your fault and cry and complain, that's the Montreal way.

Emelin cheapshot on James van Riemsdyk

Another dirty play by everyone's favorite hit and hide pussy, that would be Montreal's Alexei Emelin, as he cross-checks Leafs James van Riemsdyk from behind into the boards at the end of a game.

Andrew Shaw slewfoots Johan Larsson

How many times will Montreal's Andrew Shaw get suspended and fined this season? He's already started his antics in the first game of the season by slewfooting Sabres Johan Larsson.

Karma: Emelin takes big hit against boards

Oh karma is great and here Alexei Emelin takes a big hit against the boards and he looks to be hurt, but most likely trying to draw a penalty.

Subban eats Emelin's ass, gets injured

What a game for Alexei Emelin, first he hits a Sabres player from behind into the boards, then he injures his own teammate, P.K. Subban, with his ass. Good job moron. Remember kids, don't eat ass like Subban just did.

Subban tries to be fancy and fails

P.K. Subban fails a lot, here's another beauty. Trying to be too cute with the puck, Subban turns the puck over and the Jets score.

Dirty Pacioretty hits player from behind then knees Kadri

Montreal's Max Pacioretty was showing the dirty side of his game vs the Leafs, as he first hits a player from behind, and then knees Leafs Kadri. What an idiot.

PK Subban hits baby with puck

On Sunday, Montreal Canadiens P.K. Subban after practice threw a puck in the stands and the puck wound up hitting a little baby in the head. The baby suffered a concussion and according to an article, the baby received CPR on site. So Subban basically almost killeded a baby, luckily the baby spent the night at a hospital and was released on Monday.

How about the Montreal Canadiens players and club officials on the scene, not one person was aware of the incident until Monday. Not one person! Wow! And that statement (of no one knowing of the incident) is coming from Montreal's VP of communication, Donald Beaucham. So a baby needed CPR in the stands but not one person noticed? Did anyone call for an ambulance? What a great organization the Montreal Canadiens are, wow, what a bunch of a-holes.

From a montrealgazette.com article:

"At the end, the players took the time to throw pucks at their young fans," the child's mother, Valérie Meloche, wrote on Facebook.

"Unfortunately, one of the fans who caught a puck thrown by P.K. Subban was just a month old - and she caught it with her head."

The infant suffered a concussion, according to the mother, and there were reports the child received CPR on site. The child spent the night under observation at the Montreal Children's Hospital, but was released on Monday.

Although it is customary for Canadiens players to toss pucks and other souvenirs into the crowd after the annual Provigo practice, Canadiens players and club officials were unaware of the incident until Monday, according to Donald Beauchamp, the club's vice-president of communications.

"Nobody knew," said Beauchamp, who heard about it from media reports. "We found out this morning. I made P.K. aware of that. He had no idea."
Source: montrealgazette.com

What is even more sick is that this montrealgazette.com article tries to make a joke of this very serious incident. They wrote that the baby caught the puck with her head. Wow, what great journalism/reporting buddy, you are hilarious [obvious sarcasm].

PK Subban throws tantrum at ref

Montreal's P.K. Subban was so mad that a linesman interfered with the puck, he resorted to his immature kid ways by crying to the ref and said a few swears at the linesman. What a big baby. Time to grow up kid.

Leafs fan gives advice to Habs fans

Leafs fan Steve Dangle gives some advice to Montreal Canadiens fans.

David Desharnais flops onto ice after faceoff

Another Montreal-Boston game, more diving from the Canadiens. Here is Montreal's David Desharnais flopping onto the ice after a faceoff. What a joke.

Gallagher slewfoots Trotman, no call by ref

Montreal's Brendan Gallagher gets away with an obvious dirty slewfoot tonight in the first period vs Boston. No surprise the dirty rat gets away with another cheap play. The ref was right there too lol, blind ref is blind. He also had a second slewfoot later in the period that also went uncalled.

Montreal gets All-Star joke John Scott

The Montreal Canadiens are in trouble and to help them they traded for All-Star joke John Scott, ok well we all know that Scott is not going to help at all, he'll most likely hurt them as the team IQ goes down and he'll probably take dumb penalties.

One person who won't be happy with this trade is the loved captain Max "we play proper hockey here" Pacioretty. After the Winter Classic game, Max went on and on to the media about how great his team is and how pussified they are, he was so tired of the Bruins roughing them up at the end of the Winter Classic, he exploded at the media, "We're not worried about getting caught in that kind of stuff. We don't have a team with guys trying to do that stuff or getting caught up in that stuff. We have a team that tries to play between the whistles on the ice. We've been coached the right way, and we've been taught to play the right way." What will Max think about his team bringing in a no talent goon?

With John Scott coming back to the Eastern Conference, you know Penguins Phil Kessel wants another piece of him, right?

P.K. Subban diving and flying through the air

Here's a picture of P.K. Subban diving, he's such a pro at it.

P.K. Subban showing how not to fight

Here is P.K. Subban showing how not to fight. Don't try this at home or in public and look like a fool like Subban.

Montreal Canadiens players diving and faking pictures

Here are some pictures of Montreal Canadiens players diving and faking, trying to draw penalties, with an extra funny one at the bottom.

Mike Ribeiro

Alexei Kovalev

Tomas Plekanec

Smack a bitch

Montreal Canadiens logo crying

Here is a picture of the Montreal Canadiens logo crying. This picture was found on the internet.