Montreal gets All-Star joke John Scott

The Montreal Canadiens are in trouble and to help them they traded for All-Star joke John Scott, ok well we all know that Scott is not going to help at all, he'll most likely hurt them as the team IQ goes down and he'll probably take dumb penalties.

One person who won't be happy with this trade is the loved captain Max "we play proper hockey here" Pacioretty. After the Winter Classic game, Max went on and on to the media about how great his team is and how pussified they are, he was so tired of the Bruins roughing them up at the end of the Winter Classic, he exploded at the media, "We're not worried about getting caught in that kind of stuff. We don't have a team with guys trying to do that stuff or getting caught up in that stuff. We have a team that tries to play between the whistles on the ice. We've been coached the right way, and we've been taught to play the right way." What will Max think about his team bringing in a no talent goon?

With John Scott coming back to the Eastern Conference, you know Penguins Phil Kessel wants another piece of him, right?

P.K. Subban diving and flying through the air

Here's a picture of P.K. Subban diving, he's such a pro at it.

P.K. Subban showing how not to fight

Here is P.K. Subban showing how not to fight. Don't try this at home or in public and look like a fool like Subban.

Montreal Canadiens players diving and faking pictures

Here are some pictures of Montreal Canadiens players diving and faking, trying to draw penalties, with an extra funny one at the bottom.

Mike Ribeiro

Alexei Kovalev

Tomas Plekanec

Smack a bitch

Montreal Canadiens logo crying

Here is a picture of the Montreal Canadiens logo crying. This picture was found on the internet.

PK Subban fails at fighting

Here is Montreal's P.K. Subban trying and failing to fight Panthers Derek MacKenzie last night. Funny how Subban goes down and stays down trying to draw a penalty then gets all upset when no call and wants to fight but then ends up trying to ride MacKenzie. This aint the bedroom Subban.

Nick Foligno beats up Nathan Beaulieu

Also in the Blue Jackets-Canadiens game on December 1st, Nick Foligno kneed someone so Montreal's Nathan Beaulieu challenged him and then he got his ass kicked. Down goes Beaulieu! Stay down Beaulieu, stay down!