P.K. Subban diving and flying through the air

Here's a picture of P.K. Subban diving, he's such a pro at it.

P.K. Subban showing how not to fight

Here is P.K. Subban showing how not to fight. Don't try this at home or in public and look like a fool like Subban.

Montreal Canadiens players diving and faking pictures

Here are some pictures of Montreal Canadiens players diving and faking, trying to draw penalties, with an extra funny one at the bottom.

Mike Ribeiro

Alexei Kovalev

Tomas Plekanec

Smack a bitch

Montreal Canadiens logo crying

Here is a picture of the Montreal Canadiens logo crying. This picture was found on the internet.

Montreal Canadiens memes

Here are a few hilarious Montreal Canadiens memes. You can find tons more by just searching on Google.

Montreal Canadiens fans are the worst

Montreal Canadiens fans say they're the best, they say look at all the Cups we won... way way back, yea a long time ago, nice job. Such great fans...

Alexei Emelin got caught butt-ending

You dirty little cheapshot boy Alexei Emelin, you got caught and now you're paying the price. Montreal defenseman Alexei Emelin (aka Ulf Samuelsson 2.0, gloves tied, glued and stapled on) has been fined $5,000 for butt-ending Vancouver Canucks forward Pascal Pelletier.

Alexei Emelin down on the ice in his favorite position

Habs out in first round bahahaha

On Thursday, the Montreal Canadiens were beat and eliminated from the NHL playoffs by the Ottawa Senators. Bye bye Montreal, let the real teams play. Have fun on the golf course and down the toilet.

Montreal Canadiens logo toilet flush animated GIF by @Camfan81 on Twitter

Alexei Emelin diving like a bitch

Hey look at cheapshotter Alexei Emelin diving like a bitch.

Casey Cizikas nails Alex Galchenyuk into bench

New York Islanders Casey Cizikas nails Montreal's Alex Galchenyuk into the Islanders bench. Yea hit that bitch!

Carey Price ready to cowboy up

Wow we feel sorry for Carey Price, ok not really, but he must have a bad concussion, as he thought he was a cowboy at the last game of the season for Montreal last week and dressed up like one. We heard he likes riding bulls and... you know what we're talking about... and well this proves it. Hey Carey you aint Kevin Millar and you aint going nowhere, sit your ass down and ride your horse home.

Montreal Canadiens goaltender Carey Price watches during warmups prior to an NHL hockey game against the Toronto Maple Leafs in Montreal, Saturday, April 7, 2012. (AP Photo/The Canadian Press, Graham Hughes)

Piss on the Montreal Canadiens

That's right, piss on those Montreal Canadiens. We pissed on em!

Mike Weaver hits PK Subban

In Saturday's Montreal-Florida game P.K. Subban got laid out by Mike Weaver and Subban got sent flying to the ice. Here's a picture of the hit. Yea make that bitch shut his mouth! Call the cops!

P.K. Subban still a talking bitch

P.K. Subban sucks this season but he's still the talking bitch he's always been, especially when the linesmen and refs are around so he can be protected and talk and talk while he hides behind the linesmen. What a bitch.

Two Canadiens' players arrested

Monday morning Montreal Canadiens' players Ryan O'Byrne and Tom Kostopoulos were arrested outside of a Tampa nightclub. O'Byrne (pictured to the left) was arrested for stealing a woman's purse (charged with grand theft) and Kostopoulos was arrested for resisting the police officers.

All I can do is laugh when I read this. What shame this brings on the Canadiens team. A woman stealing another woman's purse, wow funny stuff.

Funny pictures of NHL bitches

I found a few funny pictures online of those fairy girl Montreal Canadiens.

The first picture is of Montreal Canadiens' defenseman Michael Komisarek crying like the bitch he is after being hit by Chicago Blackhawks' forward Tuomo Ruutu.

The second picture is of two of the many Montreal Canadiens' soft fairy players, Guillaume Latendresse and Maxime Lapierre hugging and getting ready to kiss. Now that's fuckin disgusting.

Latendresse's name should really be "Wear-a-dress" as it is more appropriate for him.

(Images are courtesy of AP)